Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
thatdesertdude 7
next time make sure you marry someone worth getting married to. Unless you like the never ending marriage/divorce cycle........
pyper87 0
WOW! your not setting a very good example for your kids. at least he is already showing he is more mature than you when it comes to his relationships. or you just change your husband's like you change your underwear?
G_thelegend 0
then your son is lucky he's good to his girl (:
pyper87 0
WOW! your not setting a very good example for your kids. at least he is already showing he is more mature than you when it comes to his relationships. or you just change your husband's like you change your underwear?
kl_beans 0
well then take a leaf out of his book
ericFKNspangler 0
Hmmm... I can't stand ppl that do this. Why do poor ppl never go through this? Cause they think it through before their broke ass has to pay a fortune just to get rid of someone... Think more before you make a (usually, but not for you) huge commitment in life...
nessa0322 0
take lessons from your 17 year old he seems more mature than you :)
xcarxcrashx 9
no doom sorry no one cares
morgan020 0
I really hate statistics like that. my husband and I got married right after I turned 19 and he was 21. we were high school sweethearts and we've been married 4 1/2 years now. unfortunately when we have friends that get married and most don't make it past 1 yr. everyone tells us we are too young to be married but we make it work. my parents have been married 24 years and his over 35 and I hope we make it to 70+ years :)
daltreix 3
lol wow im gonna remember this thread :P