Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
manzanita2121 6
until my green card is approved... oh you mean op? yeah who knows.
Predental 5
lol 65 my friend's mom did that.
m00sh 0
getting married twice isn't a lot. maybe the third time is, though.
DLBL 23
Twice in about, what, 5 years? That's a lot.
DeadxManxWalking 27
you know what they say: "Third times the charm"
tjv3 10
two different husbands same end result? the single common factor is you...hmm
itsbryn 0
pretty sure marriage is supposed to be a one time deal. for better or worse is some sort of vow or something? or am i just old fashioned.
darseidia 0
naw, you just old fashion.
pcentral 17
Haha and people are against gay marriage why, exactly??? :s
ChaoticQuiet 11
Excellent point
spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Then and than have distinctive meanings. Just saying.
alice_18 16
I wonder how many times OP told her son he is too young to know what love is
instnt1nfction 17
wait, the invisible girlfriend or the one that is never there?
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
just shut the **** up
johnnie254 7
agree^^ stay on topic dipshit
caribbeanBeauty 0
lmaooo wat the hell is only makin a joke.. so y don't yu shut the *** up n take a chil pill
ProhibitionRose 14
do you speak the way you type? ignorant bitch.
Slipknot666Maggo 0
or cover up your ****. (: and yes, learn proper English.
JessieMongoose 11
165 - Learn2English.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
well you need to take advice from your son !
ppatty 0
well said^ lol
xoCOURTNIEox 0
thank you :)
ppatty 0
ur welcome
helloello 2
heyoooooo
Mrnason26 0
I agree wit u she should some pointers
bernard919lewis 0
just felt like I should add something...
wat11115 0
patty is choppin
ppatty 0
choppin?? lol
livin_plur 0
choppin it up wit the hot blonde basically just means talkin
wat11115 0
nah it's like tryin to get in bet wit her
claireful 4
^ perv
ppatty 0
wow lol Alrity then. but I'm just really bored
Bobissmall 13
I thought the point was that he is getting through wives fast
shellzy 20
What I can glean through context in this post is that you probably wait all of one year to get married and when that didn't work the first time, you did the same thing again. You're obviously a genius. Take a lesson from your son.
DjeePee 25
Or he was married for, let's say, 15 years, divorced, and remarried a year after that, whilst the boyfriend had his girlfriend on the age of 14, till now (rare, but they exist.) Then it would be just one quick marriage. We can only guess, but whatever the case might be, it's always a good idea to wait a couple of years before marriage. I also have the feeling that OP waited only one year, and boy, that's short.
bachooka 5
marriages can be quick. OP probably was married, cheated, divorced, married the person they cheated with... and then was surprised when that didn't work out... because you know it was a relationship based on honesty! lol.
ceddyz17 10
take notes learn from the master
CAPTmok 7
The son having a longer relationship then his mother doesn't necessarily mean that his relationship has been long
ChaoticQuiet 11
It was still longER
amh721 0
That's what you get for rushing into marriages. Why don't people stop and think before marrying the first moron that walks by. You sound like trailer trash.
gabbiechaoss 5
so? at least hes able to keep a relationship and isnt following your example (or your ex husbands). he could be going through girls like a homeless person goes through garbage.
leearm104 4
that was op's point, dipshit.
ChaoticQuiet 11
No... That wasn't OP's point... OP's point was to convey how pathetic it was that his/her son could hold down a steady relationship longer than the OP him/herself.
cutlercl 0
I guess in this case the apple does fall far from the tree.