Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
Locoluis 15
YDI for rushing a relationship so you can get sex. Why did you get married in the first place!? I guess, whatever was that, is meaningless now. It takes at least two years to mature a relationship. If your feelings towards each other are still strong after all that time, maybe you could start thinking on getting married. Before that, you're only deceiving yourself, and acting irresponsibly.
pt333 3
Maybe the next marriage will work out, third times the charm.
lag96 7
hahaha
n1c0l3t 0
At least he's not following in your footsteps.
seximexi911 10
sounds like my dad
slushyslime 7
well Least your son learned not to be like you
JayJay1995 1
hahahahahaha
viperstrike 5
how long erre tour marriages
Zombie_thrasher 0
serves you right ydi marriage is for the birds
xDrella 0
learn from him