Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
CAPTmok 7
yup either that or the son starts showing his genetic relationship 'skills' and they break up.
traze 7
Ask him what the secret is.
paashaasklaas 1
maybe you married to fast ;)
livgasms 4
you're all wrong, she's fml'ing cause she's a grown woman and her teenage son is able to maintain a steady relationship and she can't.
holagranola 15
looks like you've got something to learn from him !
MyF_ckingLuck 0
wait till he has financial problems or his girlfriend gains weight. he'll be on his second marriage before too long also. he's too young to have real issues with his relationship just yet. wait till they get older and their standards start to change or life's real problems start to affect their happiness. young relationships are always easy when everything is paid for and you have no bills.
Petunia888 13
I agree. But who knows? He could be an exception to that rule.
livin_plur 0
46 same thing I was thinking and I am 17
thatdesertdude 7
at this point she should be evaluating her dating/marriage standards. I can say first hand that marriage is not always wine and roses. but if your marriage can't survive the first major craps life takes on you, maybe your relationship never had it to begin with.
Troll_Doll 0
Don't be mad, get glad!
im_awsome 2
I see he is nothing like yu
McMugg 2
Then dun get married so fast! When things come fast is when things ends fast too... Slow down! smh
benderbot19 0
^ suckup