Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
aardvarkish 17
Your son is just spineless and puts up with it.
johnnie254 7
and yet your comment was just as spineless
VickyG17 4
well, goodies for your son, I say. You should look up to him next time..
Mrdw 2
Have you ever thought that maybe your son just found that right person for him sooner than you. Sometimes it comes down to luck.
QWERTYCommander 5
I read this as "I'm jealous of my own son. FML"
VickyG17 4
You have a big imagination...
CitrusGirl 0
Be happy for your kid, he's able to keep a stable romantic relationship despite the family issues he has to deal with.
sweet_candy_ 17
Humm I think you're missing the point of the fml. It's not about the mom saying she is not happy for her son. It's the fact that she can't keep one guy but her 17 year old son can be in a longer relationship than her. It might be a little embarrassing for her.
CitrusGirl 0
I know that's the point of the story. I just think that it's an accomplishment to keep a good relationship when you're family situation is changing.
VickyG17 4
She is comparing her son with herself...I don't think this is a way a mother should think. I do take this thought as jealousy, not in a bad way or good, maybe in kind of a middle way. Hope I didn't confuse you. :/
nucky_fml 5
Well said citrus girl, I agree with you
CitrusGirl 0
*your not you're Sorry about that
barlessprison 16
well at least you can be assured your son won't be selling off his wedding ring to pay for his divorce since he clearly does relationships better than you do.
Soulcatcherteej 6
Well, how long were the marriages? If you pulled a Britney Spears and the marriages only lasted 2 days at a time, that's not much of a feat for your son.
eviiee_fml 3
agreed :)
tr0llz0r 0
Good for your son, the little pimp. Next time someone asks to marry you, or you consider vice versa, perhaps you should remember your son and his ****.
122409 0
I really hope your comment isn't serious.
dreamering 16
Don't you see his username?
racheljessie 17
Next time think before you take that leap. Marriage is a commitment that should not be made hastily. You're lucky you didn't ruin your son's view on relationships.
RideOrDie1248 0
good job on keeping your legs closed! you deserve it!