Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, I went out on a second date with this girl, who touched my bicep when I told her I haven't been to the gym since a long time. She asked me to flex it, I did, and it remained the same size. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Top comments
Bloink 25
I've got to hand it to her, that was kind of funny.
bobo_the_bear 5
Ouch. However big hands can be an asset in the bedroom if you use them right.
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Comments (120)
daddysgirl8 21
...I beg to differ...
thunderniron 22
Ouch!!!!!!
kissmeImawkward 17
I bet her hands' size is directly proportional with the one of her brain..
MisUnFortunate 31
OHMYGOD TIM IS THAT YOU
Musiclover1482 9
You know right at the beginning all i was thinking was "awww" then the ending.., that sucks man but just think its not the size that matters... ;)
randomgalzbo 17
Tell her she got it wrong and it's small hands are related to boob size. XD
chrisstachon 30
when guys insult a guys manhood you can drop the f bomb and ignore it but when a girl does it and your girlfriend your wound will never fully heal
tfisch16 9
Roasted
XxSilverPlatedxX 3
Bitches these days.
vincentcloud 4
I hate to tell you this bro but everyone who says size doesn't matter is lying. With my close group of friend we measured and the length and amount of gf was proportionate to how big we are, not saying they were all healthy but size honestly does matter.