Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, I went out on a second date with this girl, who touched my bicep when I told her I haven't been to the gym since a long time. She asked me to flex it, I did, and it remained the same size. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Top comments
Bloink 25
I've got to hand it to her, that was kind of funny.
bobo_the_bear 5
Ouch. However big hands can be an asset in the bedroom if you use them right.
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Comments (120)
worldclassrager 41
Well it is true I believe...
blackychan63 12
ouch.....
juarezj96 12
Ouch. That's all I can say. Real girlfriends don't mention penis size. Just saying
Mauskau 36
Other than "you're too big for me", you don't need to say anything :)
rybaby23 8
Wow sorry OP. Make a joke about her boobs or something. She's not perfect either!
gimmecko 5
Doesn't matter. Only the lower fifth of the ****** has the sensitivity to reach the ******. The other 4 fifths are sort of just there
hazardmuffin 21
Not true.
gimmecko 5
Okay, you are right. Not the only part of the ****** to reach ****** but is supplied by different types of nerves (not wanting to get in much detail) and it makes it the only part sensitive to touch and temperature. But you can consider the lower third as the main sensitive site. Anyway, it's how you use it
cheezter 15
Maybe her snatch is just big lol
MortenM 17
At least she's got a big mouth. Or maybe not, if she's right with the measurements.
rbalboa76 5
I think she was just yanking your chain when she said that.
RoyalBeast16 7
I always thought it was big feet, not big hands. Go figure.
jjmiller1001 17
no, just large gloves!