Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, I went out on a second date with this girl, who touched my bicep when I told her I haven't been to the gym since a long time. She asked me to flex it, I did, and it remained the same size. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Bloink 25
I've got to hand it to her, that was kind of funny.
bobo_the_bear 5
Ouch. However big hands can be an asset in the bedroom if you use them right.
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Comments (120)
osamabincampin 1
It could be worse, she could have been talking about her own penis
Anarchy66 16
So stick it up her butt then
vlalam 24
That's really awful to say to a guy and totally a mood killer forever... Sorry OP :(
hellokabadi 1
Am I the only one who though of Romeo & Juliet? 'Palm to palm is holy palmers kiss'
CrikOgresmasher 19
she means the feet
barlos88 19
Haha at least she's got a sense of humor, now just show her all the wonderful things you can do with those big hands...
fml_fwp 9
I believe the expression is "big hands, big feet, big dissappointment." Thus, this is a compliment! :D
KillPrince 6
ROTFLMAO!!
bulkin 4
In my opinion, the size of hands has nothing to do with your dick, but the nose size dose.
597mph 10
Ok well, 1. Yeah hand size has never had any relationship with the size of one's penis, and 2. It's not that big of a deal if you are, whatever the size of your penis, still able to satisfy her. Also, she's still in the relationship with you, so you have nothing to worry about...