Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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Top comments
Boddmon 0
Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.
uhohuscrewedup 0
why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi
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Comments (67)
tinypurplegiant 0
a memory that will last FOREVER!
cindayy77 0
Never heard of Kenny G
max13532 0
Kenny G. WTF
thaaatgirl 4
Kenny G, are you KIDDING ME?
cburke9 7
ok, for one Kenny G is not romantic, two, you shouldve just seduced her mom lol
Mkbitch 2
Mom then told Dad who proceeded to chase you with a bat.
MarissaCristina 13
Wow. If she still lives with her parents, she probably shouldn't be having sex, which is what I would assume you were planning ti do. Either way, why would y'all try and do it when there are PARENTS in the sane house?!
tournamentdecide 33
Having sex is legal at the age of 16 in USA.
Benpie 22
Age of consent varies from 16-18 in the US depending on state, but because of statutory rape laws, even if two people are under the age of consent, they can still have sex. For example, because of bad law writing, two 11 can have sex and it's perfectly legal, as long as nobody who is older is involved.
soyeah_whatsup 4
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having a romantic evening with my mom. When I asked him why he cheated he replied "she got here first." FML
autumnt_504 1
Ha that's actually a funny scenario
KBurns207 17
Bahahahaha I can't stop laughing thank you so much