Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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Boddmon 0
Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.
uhohuscrewedup 0
why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi
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Comments (67)
Jrook 0
lmao you loser! Kenny g!?! haha you tard
erjaguam 0
KENNY G?? what were you thinking? um you said it was your gf's room right? and you heard a knock? I don't knock when I know it's my room. that knock was your way out. but you blew it. sad.
jonny2x4 0
Was she hot?
fuckityfuck 0
Wow. Ummmm......You shouldn't try to have a romantic evening with your girl until youve moved out or know you have the house to yourself. I mean. Who would disrespect someone's parents like that??? Rude much.
your_face 15
One day, when you're older, you'll hear about a place called college, where people can choose to live in a big building with a lot of bedrooms, and if your parents love you, they'll sometimes come to visit you, maybe even as a surprise! And if you study realllly hard, someday you, too, might have a chance of going to college!
tournamentdecide 33
What the hell did college have to do with that?
GAeroNKissR 26
the college comment made sense if OP was doing this in college...versus everyone saying why would he try to pull this off while parents are home & that it's so disrespectful. Although, either way - the knock should have been a red flag that it wasn't his gf
gmonks 0
threesome?
kain12 0
that's sick
wopchop12 8
No, that's hot
marierad 0
well it was sweet that you tried....
perdix 31
So, did you do her? If you are half a man, you'd be able to do your girlfriend a little later. There's only so much Kenny G anyone can take.
lendahandmanda 0
You deserve it for playing Kenny G. You also deserve it if you were at her parents house. If you were at your own place then FYL.
lilbyrd43 0
and why would you play Kenny G!?
Kitkatxoxo848 0
Why would she knock on the door to her own room?