Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
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Top comments
SideOfTheAngels 23
...how did A) no one notice sooner B) you guys not crash C) you get yourselves out of this predicament Come on, we need more information here! On another note, hope everyone is okay :)
jess1987 17
I hope no wreck occurred!
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Comments (118)
jess1987 17
I hope no wreck occurred!
aaron44 16
Sure hope not! OP should follow up.
TheAbstract 15
Dude, your dad is a pro. Fast asleep cruising down the highway without you guys noticing for a while. That's some high-end skills right there.
gear4 29
"Jesus, take the wheel, I'm tired."
JJ_86 22
It did #1, right after OP thought to be true to FMLians and post it before waking up her dad. On a serious note, hope nothing went wrong and you guys kicked some sense into the irresponsible dad.
aireeahna 23
At least you lived to tell the tale? I hope everyone is okay op
MisterEx 28
So does rawr mean I love you in dinosaur? Or is that what the government wants us to think?
peceout 29
#82 its what the government want us to think.
scuccria 12
It reminds me of the same scene from Due Date.
badluckalex 23
wake him up! try not to scare him though... that would be terrible. follow up please so we know you are ok op!!
Respect101 17
I think he is okay, I'm sure instead of going straight to FML he woke his dad up and then posted it to FML. I hope..
XxDevilxXGt 26
Unless OP posted this fml before waking the dad up which would be ridiculous, I don't think they crashed and had a car wreck, got hospitalized, and while OP's family is in there, she posted this fml because that was her first priority to accomplish.
peceout 29
" I crashed My car into the bridge, I don't careee"
HockeyPlayerLife 13
I love it..
energizerbunny23 18
That is crazy op!!
IloveToLaugh143 21
Yeah OP! It's like Due Date in real life.
Lebeaugars95 20
except he didn't ********** before falling asleep, at least I hope not..
Respect101 17
#43, wrong part of the movie.... he did that at night, he fell asleep in the middle of the day on the highway and crashed causing the guy in the passenger seat to break a bone or two, while since he was sleeping he was relaxed and didn't even have a scratch. At least that's the parts I can remember.
SkyGuy32 17
#67 I think that you are correct.
Davids9199 14
Well that's a nightmare
AustinDenton 22
Just cruising along.
amicusbriefs 10
Snoozing* along. No? anyone?
SideOfTheAngels 23
...how did A) no one notice sooner B) you guys not crash C) you get yourselves out of this predicament Come on, we need more information here! On another note, hope everyone is okay :)
SmokinGuns 13
Obviously, they posted this.
ImAFaker 29
76- obviously because the post is here. But that still doesn't answer his questions
Brandi_Faith 34
I wonder if the dad was just faking being asleep seeing as they didn't all die? I know that some people will close the one eye closest to the passenger to fake sleeping, hopefully he was just doing that and fake snoring!
thxnder 14
This really needs a follow up. Hope you and your dad and the rest of the passengers were okay, OP. Hopefully you were able to 'sleep' the terror off.
SeveralLake 18
Why did you put quotes around sleep?
DocBastard 40
"It's ok dear, I have the cruise control on."
igive 29
There was a case where a lady sued the winnebago company because they did not specify in the owner's manual that cruise control was not in fact auto pilot. She put the winnebago in cruise control to whike she made a sandwich, and crashed. She won the case.
igive 29
While*
DocBastard 40
Igive - That's an urban legend that's been around since the 1970's.
niamhyo 13
Yyhh
annunaki_fml 11
come again?
LuluRichards 20
Wow, that is impressive. I hope you're all okay :)