Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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Top comments
chocogatto12 3
Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear
AdamGD 0
Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??
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Comments (175)
TheAmazing_fml 0
YDI for being gay haha but i love gays. :D
Xero3g 5
You sure you're not? Your mom's a freak, so how come you aren't?
Boden 0
Whats that supposed to mean...?
justlikeme79 9
No shit, you sayin gays are freaks? Cause that just makes you an asshole.
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
Just clear things up if its really that bad xD Nbd. Np. I was called bisexual cause I hugged my bestfriends In public, kissed them (on the cheek), and said "Love you, bye" afterwards. (One was a guy and the other a chick.) I mean I get why a person would think that.......lmfao I didnt care though...I hadnt seen them in years and my family is really touchy feely (meaning that I am too)..........I dont think you really should care about being called gay :/
ilikeboys 0
lame.
redbluegreen 41
Your mom's an idiot. That's all I need to say.
genius_man16 1
^^^^^^^^^ Especially for going to a psychic. Sounds like your mom is PSYCHO to me.
kissesinbetween 0
Poor boy, ur mom rather believes a stranger than her own son.
Kylewillger 1
I will believe in psychics when I open the newspaper in the morning and the headline is "Psychic wins lottery"
arienh4 0
Win.
Logica42 0
Indeed.
barlessprison 16
Man why is your mom so hung up on finding out whether you're gay or not? Yeah FYL.
CameronHS 0
thats ****** up
intrepid00 0
Mom knows best. LOL.
penizulaface 0
i see what you did there. hitler would be proud.
agummere796 0
hitler? I don't get it:/