Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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chocogatto12 3
Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear
AdamGD 0
Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??
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Comments (175)
ithedarkknight 0
lmao wow i mean that sucks... my mom asked me one day if i was gay dude i never disrespect my mom but lets just say she would never ask me that question again....
Subal_fml 8
If you got that defensive over it, you probably are.
ahilife 0
maybe the psychic isn't really psychic, just perceptive. or a realist. stop bitching & ask your freind over for drinks one night.
shumm 0
just another reasons not to trust a psychic.
Suckstbeyou 0
I bet you did some really gay shit when you were really young but just dont remember it. I was all over girls in KINDERGARDEN! but I remember it... good times. either that or she knows and the jig is up.
bzlnv8 0
go and complaint with you boyfriend. YDI for believe in that crap.
nonotme 0
#73 his mom believed it, you're an idiot. YDI still, though, because you care so much about whether or not people think you're gay. Are we so backwards in this society that it still matters?
girlygirl666 0
you're gay
inkedgeek 0
maybe that **** in your mouth confuses her.
dinjin201 0
yeah... maybe after u get a girl... FYL
whatssofunny 0
your mom is sick
Squirrellord911 0
tell urmom thatcuz urgay you feel you should go into the girls changing room so as not to be tempted