Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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chocogatto12 3
Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear
AdamGD 0
Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??
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Comments (175)
Hjelloo 0
I thought Christians didn't believe in that psychic mumbo-jumbo?
21icefox 0
Ur mom is crazy and probably gay herself, please live ur life as usual& move out her house A.S.A.P!
BobSwarley 4
as long as she keeps paying, they'll tell her everything she wants to hear :)
roundnproud 7
i think my mom used to suspect i was gay once.. good times good times haha for the record i'm not :p fortunately though she did not visit a psychic about it...fyl
lifeisniiice 0
Media has made people nuts. I swear some people choose a gay lifestyle just because everyone tells them they are gay. Be yourself!
YoUr_ObSeSsIoN 0
Get a girlfriend and I bet she'll stop
tomarino13 0
Show up that bitch, bring home a hooker or two.
doof_fisch 2
I think the psychic is bi. You can expect be to called in for a "private" consultation any day now.
Devornine 0
I am curious as to what gave her the notion that you are gay to begin with. My mom thought I was gay for the longest time because I never dated. Maybe you just need to get a girlfriend lol.
donovanrammstein 3
a psychic told my grandma she was allergic to bread 30 years ago. her doctor keeps telling her she needs to eat more grains, but she takes the advice of a psychic over a physician.