Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Serafie 0
You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?
stillxsearching 3
she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!
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Comments (157)
helloS_fml 0
You're dating a lesbian. FYL idd. I JOKE YOU'RE SO LUCKY DUDE
956chika 0
look at it in the good way..now u can pretend make out w her..u gotta convince her that way it'll be more belivable lmao...srry op o.O..
sparky1079 2
dating a girl who has a girlfriend is not the worst thing that could happen to you!
SweatininAZ 0
It's threesome time!
Schooled 0
Thats wrong on soo many different levels
doureallyneed2no 0
Sorry but this funny as hell...
fierystage 8
All you people who are suggesting threesomes or "turning her straight" are a bunch of scumbag wannabe rapists. And I agree with everyone who said that it's wrong to think of asking her out thinking she was a straight girl who got dumped. What kind of ******** asks out someone coming out of a bad breakup?!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
What do you mean, "you people"?!
cajekraze 7
OP IS AN ASS!!!!
gangster23 0
too bad u should ask while y'all r "dateing" or get frisky haha
hbomb5150 0
dude I agree with 10 threesome definantly!!!!! that's a fantasy though...