Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Top comments
Serafie 0
You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?
stillxsearching 3
she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!
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Comments (157)
Frightening_fml 0
ydi
rawr_forever 0
Wow, what's with everyone and their fake pictures? It annoys me so much
EllieMolloy 2
Ydi for wanted to ask her out without thinking how depressed she'd be from just ending a relationship. She wouldn wna get with someone else that soon.
madrabbit 3
sounds like a bad movie plot from the 80's
Barrientos432 5
What would Quagmire do?..
BreezyEffBabehh 0
dayumm! REBOUND! lol. FYL. sorry OP(:
MAV223 0
Gays rule, 86. Don't hate. But that suck for u OP.. sorry :/
NewSlang 0
Wait — so if her Mom already knew she was dating a girl, then there would be no point of getting a guy for a "fake date". Her Mom would already know it's all a lie..
rawr_forever 0
Exactly. Her mom would just think she's a **** now...
rainiegal 0
slowly get her to fall kn love with you if you are sure you will like her long enough and not hurt her, (:
rommie_fml 0
hahaha poor thing.
TeeRahRah 0
your friend is into girls and you wanted to date her... so how long have you known your iq won't go higher than 20?