Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Clampdown
Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML
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ilovepoppa 0
Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?
mask724 7
so is your ear straight now?
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agaba 0
wow that sucks put some alo on that or sumthin go to the doctors maby
heathersmorin 0
You don't like e's do you? Aloe**** something**** maybe**** you did use it in some though, so I guess high five for that.
SuperNova69 0
damn that's a bitch
Angi95 3
I like your tattoo just sayin.
fuwop 0
dang. you gotta be careful op! those things are hot
2010smhill2010 0
not shit dick tracy
PassTheDutch 0
that really sucks. fyl
kinga08 0
This is why I'm thankful I don't have to use a hair straightener.
smileydancer92 2
can you curl your hair without it falling back to straight?
kinga08 0
Nope, my hair is straight as a pin. Curls will relax within an hour or less. That's why I don't even bother messing with my hair too much. I towel dry and go. While it is convenient, it can be a pain in the ass if I want my hair to look more voluminous. They say the grass is always greener, I guess.
allmidnighteyes 11
Nexxus Diametress volumizing shampoo and the Nexxus Sublime Volume conditioner with a blow-dryer. 's what I use (because my hair is thin and impossibly flat) and it leaves it soft and bouncy all day and gives it some volume. It's like Viagra for my hair.
sweet_candy_ 17
My hair used to be like that I could never get it curl I just trained it slowly.It worked you should try too. YouTube videos help.
Angi95 3
I hate the fact you don't have to use a straightener my hair is wavy so I have to either straighten it which takes me an hour and a half or curl it which takes me half a hour.
Grimmerie 31
you don't "have" to do either. i don't do a thing and i'm happier for it.
Angi95 3
I wish but I have really high maintenance hair it's really thick like when I go get a trim it cost me 30 dollars at the cheapest because it takes so long.
Niki0308 0
Fire burning! sounded like it hurt!!!
seraphxchild 3
holy shit i've done that it hurts like a bitch
beatrucelynn 0
I'm sorry that sucks. I've burned my ear and chin so many times while curling/straightening my hair and it's not fun at all. put some extra strength burn cream on it and that fireball feeling should subside.
nate_msm 0
chin ? WTF where you doin
heathersmorin 0
It's called the end of your hair dumbass! When you taking the straightener off your hair, it's really easy to burn your chin if you moved the wrong way. Go be a guy elsewhere!
ninjaCarebear 17
#35 im a girl n i didnt know why her chin got burnt. stop being an itch
beatrucelynn 0
29, I like my chin hair to be styled too, pfffh lol ;)
alexxss_fml 10
^ lmfaooo word!
Angi95 3
I've burnt my chin before curling my hair if your not careful a couple times straightening it. It happens some people like me are clumsy some people aren't.
jess6blondie9 3
I've burnt my chin before too. It's not that hard to do.
Randuhh_17 4
you win because of your comment and your picture! Fraggle's fckin' rock!..lol
nate_msm 0
35 I was joking so I forgot to put lol big deal your just a tw@ so go be one else where. by the by I had long hair probably longer than yours
nate_msm 0
61 good times ;)
heathersmorin 0
48- Way to be a hypocrite! 57- It's spelled Bitch. I'm sorry if I caused someone an itch. 201- Oh. Well excuse me. It's did not seem like you were joking. Are you trying to prove a point to me about you having longer hair than me? Hmmm a guy with longer hair than most woman. I'm sure you looked great.....
nate_msm 0
211 and I care how you think I looked? no so you can shuve it up your ass
ohmandapants 17
bahahahahahahaa you probs did give someone an itch :-)
ReynshineCutting 10
Ya for the record guys with long hair is the biggest turn off.
ohmandapants 17
oh, my comment is directed at 211.
heathersmorin 0
Ya, big one! ^^^^ 215- Har har har. Your funny.
ohmandapants 17
I know.
nate_msm 0
215 nice one
heathersmorin 0
Totally. I love how your amusment is on FML with people you don't even know.
nate_msm 0
I love how your sad enough to keep coming back to get the last word. I know I'm contradicting myself but I don't give a shit
ohmandapants 17
Seriously 223. All I did was make a joke, which, by the looks of you, is probably true. What difference does it make that it was made on FML? You really shouldn't talk, look at the ******* dumbass comments YOU made. You intentionally started an "argument" (I guess we could call it that). So chill the **** out.
nate_msm 0
225 hi 5
heathersmorin 0
225 I really wasn't refering to you at all in this. Notice how I really haven't said much to you? That's why I said what I said! I would have said more if I was offended and wanted to be a bitch. To me, it was funny that you caught that. But no I haven't made anyone "itch." I am not a *****. I have been married 7 years now with 2 children, and I can tell you he's not "itching. I was refering to the **** face that's using you as a body guard. Ok bye bye now.
beatrucelynn 0
what did I start?! lol.... can't we all just get along? haha group hug :D
ohmandapants 17
a cornucopia of love :D
OMG_N3RD 0
Ouchh
haleykerr 0
been there, done that