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Clampdown

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

so is your ear straight now?

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abbyfish98 0

That really sux!!!

Looks like you should keep your ears away from Mario when he gets those damn red flowers... sneaky little bastard he is

lovebug1627 0

Been there done tht

doooood that must hurt >_<

I'm sorry but that was just stupid... from now on keep your comments to yourself. thanks =)

letsdielaughing 0

I've done that before. don't let anything touch it. oh and ur gonna get a scar

seems like someone didn't get the reference

cheerinsaige 0

omg that would hurt shooo muchh!!

i hate when that sh*t happenssss

MollyJoe 0

wooow... youre smart..