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Clampdown

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

so is your ear straight now?

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So, nobody told you that 'elf ears' went out of style years ago? and you did it the wrong way.

lalagirl912 0

indeed it is

lalagirl912 0

indeed it is

lalagirl912 0

I've done that 3 times in a row, laughed it off(it was as hot as possible btw) and also did it the next day while it was just starting to get better. suck it up!!!!

curly haired people can vote too you kno

wriptidez 0

the doctor can prescribe a special pain relieving cream

sad face. : (

rebecca_marie_21 0

beauty is pain.

xXDubbleChic 11

I did that once. I feel your pain. 

Ya know sometimes I'm really glad I'm a dude. Er, make that all the time. :3