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Clampdown

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

so is your ear straight now?

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I hope your hair looked good in the end!

Nakolover13 0

Ah shit I got my neck once and it burned like hell and produced a blister. But accidents happen.

if it doesn't get any better , then you must go to the doctor .

ever heard of the E.R.??

Wow how could u not notice!! Ouch

Wow how could u not notice!! Ouch

Ahaha I feel your pain. FYL. You really have to be careful when you start straightening (or curling!) the hair by your ears and your face.

Hahaha I hate when that happens!

DAMN STRAIT!

jessdanceaway 0

Ydi for failing to differentiate hair and a piece of meat and abusing your hair but clamping the straightener together too hard. But fyl.