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Clampdown

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

so is your ear straight now?

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Meaningless 1

Ouch. I've done that before. ):

hochrote 0

For me it just hurts when I accidentally touch my ear with the straightener for a second. Clamping it..... +shudders+

Well you better watch wat ur doing next time!!

Adduhhlynn 0

I do that all the time -_-

babygirl4855 11

it may seem funny but mustard really does work

PUT VASELINE! It will take away the burning and the pain!!

debraann 0

I've done the same thing! But I grabbed my industrial piercing that wasn't healed and yanked on it.

manders121 0

Don't get careless when you straighten your hair.. you know where your ears are right?