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Clampdown

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

mask724 7

so is your ear straight now?

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

ouch:( that happened to my friend:P that sucks

AMAZINashleigh 6

I've done this. I think my ear fell off and grew back. I was like, "oh."

AMAZINashleigh 6

This doesn't really make sense...

OCDC 9

Isn't that how babies are made? You chop off a finger (or a ball if you want a boy) and then 9 months later you have yourself a baby.

AMAZINashleigh 6

Hahaha. Oh my..

SpilltMilk2 0

Maybe you should go to a little place called the E.R. ?

xDancer101x 0

u suck at straightening

CupCate 2

ydi for straightening your hair. It's probably straight with one wave in. There comes a certain time (and age) when you realize guys don't want to talk to you because of your hair.

Egnar 19

And there will come a time in your life when you realize that sometimes people enjoy a certain look for themselves, not for other people, and they will go about pursuing that look to make themselves happy. Your logic tells me that I should stop showering because my personality and body trump my smell. OP, that really sucks - This is one of few FML's on here recently that I can really say that situationally [which is what this website is about] your life sucks right now. I can't imagine the pain.

Angi95 3

I agree also if you go to a job interview that would much rather see your hair straightened then in a ratty mess presentation is important. Plus if your like me and just trying brushing your hair and going you get a lot of poof. Some hair requires more maintenance than others.

imsooohood 0

ouch I can't even imagine !!

ihateYOUlots0 0

that sucks

thor_x991 1

sucks to be you.

Muffin_Tops_fml 2

thats why i dont grow hair:D