Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML
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Top comments
karamman 5
WTF? So this guy just carries a picture of a turd everywhere he goes?
perdix 31
Would you have preferred that he showed you his uncircumcised penis that looks like a turd?
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Comments (177)
1crabbygirl 10
Objectively speaking, a turd that looks like an uncircumcised penis is really not that remarkable. Just be glad it wasn't a scratch-n-sniff.
RatatatPat 2
Must have been a proud day for him. I know when I managed to put out a 15" 'er, i wanted to tell everyone, but didn't. A persons level of class is what separates those who share these private details from those who have the good sense to keep it to themselves. I guess im telling everyone now... Shit
griffy14 9
That's why you don't talk to strangers.
skyeyez9 25
I would have said "Sure, why not?" I don't get grossed out easily. The only pic that made me gag was the one my friend sent to me called "lemon party." That one is nasty.
tillmangirl 3
This is why your mommy should have made sure you new not to talk to strangers.
emoshadow47 9
I would never visist that pharmacy again if that happoned to me.
Werken247 14
He showed it to you before you had time to answer... How long does it take you to say "NO". Try it, it's two letters, one syllable.
THE_A_TEEN 28
He probably showed to to her immediately after he asked her the question.
_Oblivion_ 12
78 How the ****?
KMtheDrummer 6
Better than a picture of an uncircumcised penis that looked like a turd
johnel54 5
Wanna see a picture of a turd that looks like an uncircumcised penis?