Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said, "You don't want those, they're for men." I asked what the difference was. He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered, "Men have a penis." FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
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Top comments
hotheadslav 17
Should have responded "no actually, I'm picking birth control for your wife" but in all seriousness it was rude for him to say that, sorry OP
moodyreallyrocks 27
Rude people!! Don't let it bother you OP..
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moodyreallyrocks 27
Rude people!! Don't let it bother you OP..
TH_Insomniak 15
I would've said "looks can be deceiving." And smiled and winked at the person closest to me, then walked out. still smiling.
Ryukotse 7
that's terrible. I know the feels when it comes to pharmacy bull.
Welshite 40
What a prick.
Lalala579121 28
That would be why OP would need the penis pills.
haymac 13
That was a real dick move... I'll find the door...
Lucario227 22
Takes one to know one. Sorry OP, people these days have no sense of manners.
hotheadslav 17
Should have responded "no actually, I'm picking birth control for your wife" but in all seriousness it was rude for him to say that, sorry OP
CrassKal 27
I'd say "Anti-psychotics" and just stare at him.
tamesenicole 27
THATS THE BEST BURN!!!!
IronMan_Mk43 20
Or "no, an inhaler for your wife because she gets very wheezy when she orgasms; but you wouldn't have known that"
laden_swallow09 35
Nah, 34, too much work for little return.
venomousflower 24
What an asshole
redhead_sprhro 10
How would they know the type with a tiny package? Sounds like they have done expertise looking at the male anatomy
gogo44444 28
Maybe it's because he has a small penis so he would know why he needed penis pills
rachelthelime_fml 29
Ugh, what a prick! Sorry to hear that OP, hopefully he'll be reprimanded for being rude and unprofessional
tabbycat2007 22
He didn't work there, so......
rachelthelime_fml 29
Oh my god xD Sorry, lack of sleep does this to me xD Pay no attention to my incorrect comment guys. Thanks for correctjng me
jttorkildson 21
Ok so first of all, even if you were getting something for reproductive health or stamina or whatever, it's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of so that guy can eff off. Second of all, what a dick. Third of all, in a way he was sort of complimenting you? I mean he saw you and immediately thought of you having sex, so he obviously found you attractive. Congratulations, you are so hot, you make straight men question their sexuality and lash out in confusion.