Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
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_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
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redhusk89 0
#35 please don't be stupid well I suppose you can't help it can you I guess we have to make room for those people who's shoe size is a higher number than their IQ score. (By the way IQ isn't like golf) Anyone with any knowledge of history knows Alex/Alec is a man's name. Anyone ever heard of Alexander the great? yeah wasn't a female. As and male Alex myself though I do have to say there's a crud load of girls in the younger ages that are named alex
iiteddy 0
alex iz a guys name... itz kinda of yur fault
jsmith1199 4
#36, I would first like to point out the fact that your grammar is despicable. If you're going to try to call me stupid, it would probably be beneficial to you if you didn't make yourself sound retarded in the process. Your tirade is full of run on sentences and poor punctuation. You make gross generalizations regarding "anyone with a knowledge of history," and you use several slang words. It is apparent that you fail to grasp the simple concept of capitalization, which is when some of the letters are bigger than others. At the beginning of each sentence, you should make the first letter capital, as you should with proper nouns, such as Alex. Also, since Alexander the Great is a title, the "G" in great should also be capital. Apostrophes generally imply either possessive case or a contraction, and "who's" doesn't fit into your unnecessarily long opening sentence. You fail to explain your claim that "IQ isn't like golf." I understand what you are trying to say, but you must not take for granted the fact that your reader does. Finally, your last sentence makes no sense at all, despite the fact that I spent five solid minutes trying to think like a first grader to decipher your rudimentary grammar skills. Overall I give your bitch fit a C-, and the only reason you received such a high grade is due to the amount of effort you put into trying to sound smart. Please see me regarding the revision of this piece of shit. and #37 ur grammar suckz 2 but ill let u go cuz ur sucha kewl dood
Ikura 4
WoW #38 got a stick up your ass? i have horrible grammar too. i scored a lowly 560 on my SAT in writing. does that mean i'm unintelligent? no! I'm a Bio-major chem/econ minor paying for school with a merit scholarship. Sure i may not go to Harvard, but the school i am at is pretty high up there. Sounds to me, like your life sucks and you just want to bitch at other people. As for slang, everyone uses it, as far as I'm concerned the only time you shouldn't use slang, is on papers, reports, resumes, and your Thesis. This is the internet, and more specifically a website we come to to laugh about other peoples failures. Good grammar and usage of correct words isn't on anyones mind. PS And anyone who needs explaining how "IQ isn't like golf" needs to figure out what IQ is and what golf is and figure out the difference.
3563560 7
Stop bragging about ur "accoplishments"!! No one gives a shit. And we kno that slang is for the internet dumbass. And the golf metaphore, that actually made sense. How the hell can u b in college??
jsmith1199 4
#39, i agree with you for the most part. and you're right i use slang all the time. i was sticking up for this guy because his girlfriend is a *****. when someone comes along and tells him its his fault because he thought she meant a girl named alex, then that pisses me off. it pisses me off even more when someone who is completely uninvolved lashes out at me. when that type of thing happens, i'm going to retaliate. that's the first thing i noticed, so that's what i decided to make fun of. i agree that there are some things on this is a website are funny, but this is not one of them. i think #36's grammar is one of those failures that we come here to laugh at, and that's exactly what i did. Oh, and by the way: "TXT language and abbreviations are forbidden and highly depreciated on the site. Be careful with your spelling and read yourself back a few times to be sure. Do not hesitate to use an automatic spelling corrector to avoid spelling mistakes." Click on the rules and read it yourself I really don't care that much about the grammar that people use or any of that. I just like to fight with douchebags and prove ass holes like you wrong.
giffinator 0
YDI for being a hypocrite and an idiot. Are you completely blind to your hypocricy? Also because you didn't look into it, you must really trust your gf's judgement if you are ready to take in someone you only know one sentance about.
babygirl69_fml 0
hahaha, dude. i have a few friends named alex. two are girls, and at least six are guys. ask your chick before what gender. (:
MukyDaCookie 0
What if this Alex guy was someone she was considering leaving you for? And this was just a test to see who was better in the sack. Uhoh, better step it up
tangello 0
Um.. no duh Alex is also a guys name...
yourmomsaho217 0
wow ur retarted there arnt many girl alex's anyways, i would still do the 3sum nyways......just make sure u guys never butfuck eachother