Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
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Top comments
_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
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Comments (121)
tatababe 1
so did u hav fun??)
justplainsweet 2
really? you didn't know alex is a boys name too?? alexander the great? hello.. retard.
rawrzorz17 0
omg thank you! I hate wen all guys talk bout is threesomes . lik get over it
farhil 14
I had a girlfriend named alex...
nevergo 10
Actually I was talking about threesomes in general. I don't want to have a threesome if I am in a relationship because to me they just say that you want the sex not the person. I want the person not just the sex. I'm not blaming one single person, yes I agree they both are at fault for wanting to go outside of their relationship, threesomes are a no go in my book.
swinglifeaway123 8
Eeewwwwwww Devils threesum!!
madskittlesftw 5
Rather be out-manned then out-gunned.
wiccanwonderful 5
Are you a moron? Usually ALEX IS a guys name.... Dude.... really?????????
nikkij1988 0
Hey now, I mean you could've just take turns. Lol!
SookyTurner 4
Wtf