Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
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Top comments
_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
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Comments (121)
GirlyTomBoy 0
threesomes with two guys for a chick is much better, nuff said, so suck it up princess (pun intended) =P
TheOptimist 0
What 61 said. Also, when a guy is in a relationship, he is not going to want to have a threesome with another guy, because that means this guy will be sticking his penis in one of your holes, and since men are more competetive (for the most part) this will be an issue 95% of the time if the guy does love you. It is also more socially acceptable for women to be gay. Or for them to express homosexual opinions. I know some women do feel the same way, but it is not as evident.
malikk6537 0
it's okay for you to have sex with other chicks but when she brings another guy you get peeved? YDI, OP for being a ****** asshole
hovibaby 0
not wanting to see your girlfriend being banged by another dude does not make you an asshole. You will not be having sex with the dude unlike if it was another girl
ladylilly25 20
But watching your boyfriend have sex with another girl is ok? I think not. Threesomes are watching your partner cheat on you. Someone always gets left out.
alexxss_fml 10
so how was the butt sex?
agentx52 13
It's because we get jealous, you psycho!!!!
nevergo 10
I completely agree. they just say "hey I don't like you that much except for the sex so let me screw someone else"
iEnvade 2
According to the FML, OP wouldn't have minded another girl to have sex with.. so they're pretty much both at fault. Don't just target the woman.. -.- typical..
pandabearsmiles 0
Welllll, no one asked you. It doesn't mean people don't care about/love eath other, or that the sex sucks. They both agree to it. Some people just like trying new things & experimenting. So.
ArielTheMermaid 17
um.......derp :p you're stupid man
grim267 0
happened to you to huh?