Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
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Top comments
_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
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Comments (121)
CalebEatsZombies 2
Alexandria is deprived from Alexander to
Elias3 0
******!
stolencookie 17
Because women won't get jealous or feel bad about their guy ******* another girl right in front of them... The problem comes from both directions (that's what she said.), so you should be either for or against threesomes. Don't discriminate on the ratio.
mrbobmarley4 8
You mad?
shawnagreenbean1 9
Uhhh.. Pretty sure Alex is PRIMARILY a dude's name...
gutlessbooch 0
It's not gay if it's in a three way. With a chick in the middle there's some lee-way.
deadlyriot101 7
You're retarded.
CaysonJon 11
Alex is a guys name more than like 90% of the time. Ydi.
insomniac8400 13
Alex is almost always a guys name. not always, but most of the time
TheNamesLorelei 2
You didn't know Alex was a guys name? You must be a dumbass.