Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
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Top comments
_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
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Comments (121)
Eryx_fml 3
Lol what's really, really stupid and I don't even know if someone commented about this before... You expect your girlfriend to be willing to have a threesome with another girl involved but you don't think you're expected to be willing to have one with another guy? You're just being a jerk and you didn't even notice. Threesomes are great no matter what is the third sex and if you are so eager to have one with two girls, you shouldn't be in such denial to have it with another guy involved.
isallwaysme 27
he's definitely a, "a key that opens many locks is a good key, but a lock that is opened by many keys is a bad lock" kind of guy
Awesomeaxel 24
why would I want someone elses dick in my girlfriend? if she fekt the same way about a girl then I wouldnt even think of having some threesomes anyway. but what serious relationship has a guy that is willing to let another dude **** his girlfriend
bazookajoey 27
Based on your logic we could also ask what kind of girl would let another girl **** her boyfriend?
kellster 2
No shit!! So, did you like it?? Threesomes with two guys are way hotter for girls than threesomes with two girls!
inlimbo11 0
Turns out that alex is a guy's name? You didn't know that? Or at least think to ask who the **** Alex was other than "a friend from high-school"? You definitely deserved that. and #27... ? Did he like it? Really? That's the question you wanted to have answered after reading that? Dig yourself a hole, and don't come out. Please.
jsmith1199 4
like i said in another post.. a 3some is only acceptable if it's 2 girls and 1 guy, not the other way around. also, she's a ***** for wanting to have a 3some with another guy. dump her immediately.
flashstorm 0
#29, you've got to be ******** me. Your double standard is disgusting, it's cause of idiots like you that being male has such a stigma
jsmith1199 4
i said it to piss idiots like you off... im glad it worked :-D get a ******* sense of humor, dumb ass but im serious
donfearthereaper 0
No crossing swords! Also, invest in alcohol, you may need it to forget this happened.
gofriars 0
Dude, how did you not know that Alex has always predominantly been a male name? And why the hell didn't you ask any questions before you said yes?
goodtimesx2 0
no shit alex is a guys name. Shame on you!
jsmith1199 4
shame on him, #34? Shame on you for being such a ******* retarded *****