Today, after a coworker had invited me over for a "Mukbang" and I'd agreed, thinking it was just some sort of exotic delicacy, I found out that he expected me to eat like a million calories of food on camera for his YouTube channel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I joined a work call while rushing breakfast. I muted myself, or so I thought, until my boss asked who was “chomping.” I froze, mid-bite, while everyone waited. My coworker said it sounded “nutritious,” which somehow made it worse. I didn’t speak again. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
Today, like millions of others before me, I decided to start a YouTube channel. I was thorough, bought all the camera gear, decided on my content, came up with a gimmick, the works. The very first comment I got on my very first video was a request for nudes. FML
Today, my in-laws invited us over to dinner. I decided to help out in the kitchen and watched in horror as my mother-in-law licked every utensil, sucked her fingers while making the plates and slurped wine straight from the bottle. My husband said I was rude for refusing to eat. FML
Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving Roast Duck I would be serving Roast Fuck. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
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randybryant799 21
Why would you agree when you don't even know what you're agreeing to??
RichardPencil 32
Sounds pornographic. You're lucky you were just forced to eat food. It could've been a lot worse. If you hear the word, "Bukkake," turn and run far away!!!
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Bonniibiik 6
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Plop 17
Could've been worse. It could've been some sort of exotic sex thing.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah. Anything with the word bang after it automatically sounds like a sex thing.
Marcella1016 32
Lol I just came to comment that that’s literally what it sounds like. OP got off lucky. Well, I guess they didn’t get off, but they were still lucky. Or were they...?
cuz803 46
Does your friend happen to be Nikocado Avocado?
Pawlys Bartys 11
bold of you to assume that fat **** has any friends
cuz803 46
LMAOOO my mistake! 🤣🤣
randybryant799 21
Why would you agree when you don't even know what you're agreeing to??
RichardPencil 32
Sounds pornographic. You're lucky you were just forced to eat food. It could've been a lot worse. If you hear the word, "Bukkake," turn and run far away!!!
Plop 17
Actually, bukkake is a way of making udon noodles. So you could very well be offered a bukkake and only get some food.
Chazzster 32
If you don’t know - Ask, don’t assume. If you are too embarrassed to ask, Google it. Never agree to do something that you don’t know what it is. That said - It could have been much worse.