Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
mikaellikestacos 14
Finally one with out any you deserve it's! You don't deserve that I'm so sorry
gracehi 33
No "deserve its" *yet
killmenow03 21
Finally. Everything has been at least a partial YDI lately.
MrConcise 35
Never understood why people complain about /no/ YDI's when clearly only the ratio matters. There's always gonna be a vote against popular opinion, be it on accident or intentional. Why fuss about it? "OMG HOW CULD U VOTE YDI??!!?"
macelonel 26
keep him in jail. teach him a lesson. what a dick.
mastervuk 9
Don't bail him out, let him call his mother.
SDee91 6
I don't get why people said YDI. What you deserve is to throw his shit out the window, change the locks, tell him you want a divorce. Then sit back and laugh because the ***** he was with probably has crabs or something. I mean she doesn't care if she ruins a marriage can you imagine the.trash she sleeps with. No way she's clean:-)
Angelic_Author 16
The husband could have easily taken off the ring. The "*****" as you put it may not have known he was married. She may have even been his girlfriend.
Odis12 11
She may not be a ***** based on sleeping with a man she may or may not have known was married. But, how many proper mannered women do you know that have sex in the bathrooms of their workplace? Now come on..
SuperMew 22
Okay, it was not the best idea for her to sleep with the husband. However, she is not at fault for ruining the marriage. For all you know, the waitress did not know he was married, he lied to her, or told her he was split up with Op. The waitress has been arrested, likely lost her job, over sex with someone obviously not worth it. I think she has suffered enough. The only one to blame for hurting Op is the husband. He was the one married, the one who made a vow, and the one who chose to disregard this. Instead of focusing on him, you accuse the girl of pretty much being a ***** and having a disease. Only the people in the marriage have a responsibility to their spouse, he could have said no, he could have turned her down. The waitress is not responsible for anything more than breaking the law.
toooldforthis 19
Sorry about the situation op but on a side note, sex in a public restroom (in my opinion) is gross, they are very dirty- and not the kinky kind of dirty!
Cazz91 21
Nobody deserves to be cheated on. I am assuming you didn't bail your husband out of jail after finding that piece of information out. I hope you hand him divorce papers whenever he is able to receive them. I mean, if you're able to sort this out and give him a second chance... you can try (some will not cheat again) but in my experience and the experience I have heard from others, once a cheater will always be a cheater on you OP. Giving a second chance takes a lot of strength and trust to do when that person has already violated the trust between you if you choose to give him another shot. Your husband doesn't deserve you imo.
Angelic_Author 16
I see a divorce in that bastard's future.
Fmlsea 28
you should've have left his ass in jail , and when he gets out let him know you wamt a divorce . just think you have evidence of him cheating so you will be granted the divorce :)
papayeya 18
Slapping Paty tiimmme.. enjoy it.
Mayranieto 7
Keep his cheating ass there !!! Hope your okay !