Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
flashback_fml 14
Lol you better pleasure the parents if they have you on tape pornstar. I assure you i would show your parents and anyone else who may hire you the sex tape
Emr012 3
Honestly, you are one disgusting little child. If someone pulled anything like that while they were babysitting my daughter, I would be absolutely furious. So disrespectful and inappropriate, especially for your age.
ladybuglet 22
You totally deserved it. Why did you think that having sex while you are supposed to be looking after your clients' kids was a good idea?! You are incredibly rude and I hope you are never asked to babysit again.
arroberts 10
For those who say it doesn't matter and isn't disrespectful, that's like ******* on your grandma's couch while she's not home, or asleep. She's going to sit on that at one point, with all the juices left on it. Just don't do it?
MagicStallion 9
Free ****!! xD
kaduzy 12
YDI big time. If you worked for me and that happened, I'd upload that shit to a **** site as revenge -- probably more than one.
lolsadness 3
What is wrong with you?
bjdog98 9
So you babysit, invite your boyfriend over while you're supposed to be aware of the children whether they are sleeping or not, and then have sex on their couch? Really immature, you deserve it.
beclaurela 18
You're the stupid ass scum that forces people to do things like this. I hope you don't get to babysit for ANYONE ever. How rude could you be?
EgyptianPride98 8
How do you not deserve this?