Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
katt_is_here 24
You are a pig. A disgusting, vile pig. Did you expect to get sympathy here?
Bagman2014 8
How disrespectful can you be? There's kids in the house!
nesha25 8
I hope you get caught. That's disrespectful.
LeaAnne94 17
Why would you ever think that was okay?
siggy_mcsigx 22
That's really obnoxious
siggy_mcsigx 22
Even if you invited your boyfriend over to play monopoly, you should not bring someone else into the owner's house without their permission!
sematariux 7
So...link to this video?
cutiepie99 17
So they paid u to have sex on their couch that's just wonderful if I where them I would b pissed and make u pay to have the couch cleaned what if the kid or kids saw u do u realize u could have scared them
dinagdotphoto 13
You're the reason why parents get nanny cams to begin with.. Well, if i were you, I'd start scanning the internet for new nanny ****. In this particular case, i really hope you're noticeably underage - that way most legit sites will pass up on featuring you... Good luck, OP, and for goodness' sake, learn from your mistake.
thompson45acp 14
I love how FML commentators are so serious about everything. Lighten up.
nikenico14 12
**** u bitch
NotoriousLES 14
I have kids, so as any parent would, I take this one pretty seriously. If for any reason someone let a stranger into MY HOME with MY CHILDREN wile I was away, there would be absolute hell to pay!!! She and her boyfriend should count themselves lucky if they didn't get seen by the kids and end up reported to police for a sex offense.