Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
cappellaaa 23
you're disgusting. they're paying you to watch their kids and you're having sex in their couch. I hope they fired you, you asshole
deigo10 17
That's really disgusting OP. Next time, learn a little respect before doing that.
limabeans101029 21
You had sex in someone else's house while you were babysitting? This is one massive ass YDI.
toneeangel 22
Im goin go out in a limb and guess ur fired
toneeangel 22
Im goin go out in a limb and guess ur fired.
Ezedaya 14
Um, why weren't you watching the baby? That's what you get paid for, not to have sex. It's unprofessional and rude.
djsammyc 19
and they havent fired you? the dad must have taken the video
TheImaginarySong 16
What if the kids walked in and didn't know about the birds and the bees? And you had to give them "the talk".
ohwow906 1
SO DISRESPECTFUL to the parents. If you can't do it at your own place (or if you don't have one yet), don't do it at the house of the people who are paying you to watch their children. That's just wrong.
Torkoal 3
You deserve it. Don't have sex on other people's couches when you're supposed to be watching their kids.