Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
iwadasn 33
There's no way you don't deserve it. You supposed to be taking care of the kids. Something could have happened to them while you were with your boyfriend!
Ziggy122 15
"FML, I'm a nasty pig who had sex on somebody else's couch while babysitting. PITY ME!"
TONY000 8
That's ****** up... Sorry too spoon? Anyways YDI OP!
Thr33to16 8
oh look someone did something stupid and is bitching on the internet. next dumbass please.
tgbvfr 8
Ydi in every way possible!!! You're lucky if they only fire you for this. I'd sue you if you acted like that around my kids!!!
Bludmagnus 13
While I don't think you should have done that, it is things like this that make so many urban legends credible about finding yourself a star on a **** you didn't know you were making. That is why I said both FYL and YDI.
assistantrachel 2
F the life of the people that hired a sitter that would screw their boyfriend on their couch. Dumbass.
EffyFails 18
YDI, there's no way you can think you don't or try and make an excuse. 1- do your fricking job 2- ew, disrespectful and unhygienic, I'd be so pissed if anyone did that on my couch 3- WATCH THE CHILD. I surely hope they weren't watching you PS- how old are you?
Jezzikah 11
Apparently op is 14
addioty 19
I am one hundred percent with you. Why on earth would someone sneakily invite her boyfriend over and proceed to have sex with said boyfriend ON A BABYSITTING JOB? Especially on someone's couch! This is absolutely horrifying. What if the child saw their babysitter getting freaky on the couch? It's baby-sitting, not baby-making. Please tell me you aren't fishing for sympathy because you aren't getting any from me. Definite YDI.
TogeBara 12
This explains why your friend is getting offered the job instead of you.