Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (166)
Lucky7Samson 10
Today, I hired a babysitter so my wife and I could spend the evening together. We didn't know the sitter so I set up a nanny cam. She called her boyfriend over and they had sex on our couch. FML
Bluemonster3 26
Time to look for a new job
tazmanmike2013 17
Everyone is so serious on here, lighten up, lol. Babysitter did what many sitters do, called the boyfriend after kids went down. Trade off is the dad now has a video and the babysitter is probably embarrassed enough that she won't pull the same thing again.
Spark_Slicker 19
Just because a certain amount of people may do it doesn't make it right. She disrespected them and their home, not to mention while their kids were in it.
arre2006 19
You dumb ****
ChildishHumor 4
at least you can watch it over and over again!!
iamsophie 13
You definitely deserved that!
PlutoPrincess222 9
Then don't have sex on the job. Even if the child is asleep that's someone else's home and it's very disrespectful.
Beccarella 4
"Suprise! I got you a herpes covered couch and traumatized your kid as a welcome home present!" Seriously though, your a disrespectful *****.
bvbarmy4ever 12
YDI that was not your job. Just think if the kids would've saw you! That was just just plain disrespectful.
baref00tmama 15
You deserved it for being disrespectful and childish. I hope they inform anyone who hires you in the future that you are totally unfit to watch children. They weren't paying you to have sex.