Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
midnightmango 13
Wow you are a bitch. This just makes me really pissed off. I hope they take their money back from you and tell everyone else you babysit for about this!
10showgirl 16
Am I the only one here that would leak the tape if someone did that in my house around my kids?
NotoriousLES 14
Apparently not, a couple similar comments here. Honestly, I wouldn't want to routine her life like that and if she's a teen it's a felony. But bet your ass I'd show her parents the tape! And if my kids saw her, I'd strongly consider showing the police as well.
jwebster 8
In some states this is a sex offense. You deserve jail time.
givethisguyahug 7
You dirty arseholes
nyxiny 22
Not only is that inappropriate WORK behavior, but it is really disgusting to have sex in someone else's house, on their furniture. You seriously couldn't have just pulled out a book or watched some TV/movies?
crazytwinsmom 25
This is a secondary reason to preventing abuse of the children.
Eivana 37
Are you a ******* MORON?
stclair01 12
*raven samone voice "ya nasty"
Axel5238 29
You're an idiot op. Better grow up quick if you don't you are not gonna be staying at any job very long.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Doesn't matter. Had sex.