Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
HeartOfLead 24
Yet another "Voyer" video to add to their collection. If I were you, I would demand extra pay for the "entertainment."
Epikouros 32
Don't listen to the haters, OP - you can babysit your boyfriend at my place whenever you like.
Kateyez_26 13
And now I see why your pic is what it is...
Caitie_kid 8
Hey don't give pigs a bad rap, pigs are super cute and social animals. That guy's just gross.
Kateyez_26 13
Yea you're right...sorry pigs lol
ao34501 5
You are the reason people have nanny cams. You are being paid to watch kids. Consider yourself lucky that the parents didn't say anything and that the kids didn't catch you in the act.
stclair01 12
You remind me of the babysitter from Tom & Jerry.... But you also disgust me do you realize how completely rude that is and what if those kids saw you how would you like to go sit on a couch that somebody just came all over and especially a stranger do you realize just how big of a ***** you are
fakedsincerity 32
i hope you got your ass fired.
Kateyez_26 13
That's incredibly rude and disgusting to do that in someone else's home WHILE suppose to be babysitting. I hope you get fired soon YDI!!!
kinky44 28
**** you, OP. A thousand times: **** you. That is one of the most disrespectful things I have ever heard of being done and the fact that you think people should feel sorry for you pisses me off even more.
greysanatomy1997 7
What exactly were you going to do if the kids came in? YDI
Lili_love 14
YDI...that's so disrespectful and just plain disgusting. I hope they make you deep clean the couch
TheEpicNinja13 6
you get paid to watch there kids. not to be "screwing" around fyl and when you get fired just remember, YDI ! you're getting PAID while watching there kids, not LAID.