Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
QuantumLife 12
You're at work. Why not just wait until you get off?
NotGabe 28
You can say she got off.
QuantumLife 12
You're at work. Why not just wait until you get off?
bbambastic 16
I love how one of your comments gets down voted, and the other exact same comment gets 26 likes lol
SlapAndTickle 20
She's downvoted because she posted it twice.
Palirose 22
99- i doubt she posted twice on purpose. Sometimes ipods/computers lag and you click again for it to send and it finally does but you end up with a double comment. :( it has happened to me on numerous occasions.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
OP is an idiot. You don't get to do things like that while babysitting. I know I would have some colorful words to say if someone babysat my child and did that.
mala_malica 5
i wonder if they will mention it to you...
SMHsohard 22
My guess is that she will never hear from them again.
Enslaved 38
Exactly! That's probably why they're looking for another babysitter instead of rehiring the OP again.
MidnaLink 35
Even when the kids are asleep, Nanny Cam or no Nanny Cam, you don't have sex on the couch. You read, you play video games, you do anything that won't be a big deal, but you don not have sex on the couch!
sammyjanette 17
Wow you and your boyfriend are rude little *****. You actually had sex on someone's couch while they were paying you to watch their children? Where were the children? What if one of them had woken in up, and seen you? Disgusting.
rt156 16
Really op?u cudnt wait until u get off the job,no one shud hire u as their babysitter
mFUNdo21 17
she got off whilst she was on the job...
camlef39 8
learn how to write.
jw90 18
That wasn't your job
JennaNGood 21
I love how everyone is so butt hurt over this. OP is most likely a teenager, ie really horny, and I'm fairly certain that the only people who have nanny cams are the crazy rich people from the nanny diaries. Most parents don't do that. But YDI for believing that OP.
JennaNGood 21
****. Just reread the post properly. OP is definitely ******, but stop getting so butt hurt people, OP just won't be hired again to babysit for them or any of their friends. That's punishment enough.
arturo_s 10
You're either really stupid or trying to troll. It's incredibly disrespectful to have sex in someone else's house while you're being paid to watch their children. OP is lucky to not be in trouble... Yet
Welshite 40
#26: You are really ignorant, aren't you? If I had a nanny for my children, you'd better believe there would be some sort of surveillance, and I'm not rich. Also, simply because the OP may be experiencing hormones doesn't mean she should act on it. We all went through the same thing; she can control herself for a few hours.
TheDrifter 24
We're just pointing out that op's skanky behavior shouldn't have seemed like a good idea to start with, not only because she got caught on nanny cam. I bought one for my sister, as she was concerned about colorful new language her kids were learning and you would be amazed at some of the things teenagers think are good ideas when they don't think they will get caught.
ElricMustang 23
I thumbed your comment down one you wrote thatshe's a teenager and horny. It doesn't matter; you shouldn't do something so disrespectful in someone else's house, and there's no excuse for it.
mFUNdo21 17
26 I'm trying to decide whether you're really stupid, ignorant or just trolling. teenager or not having sex in someone else's house, on a piece of furniture which they probably use everyday is extremely disrespectful.
JennaNGood 21
Such butthurt LOL
grumpybr 13
What the hell is wrong with you? If you are that horny, leave the job for someone who really needs it and really enjoys kids, and go have sex in your own house. You are so disrespectful, if I were your employer I'd fire you on the spot. Not to say they won't do that, I'm just assuming if you haven't had your ass kicked yet it is because they haven't seen the tapes.