Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Migole 36
Oh my god, wow. Didn't your parents teach you anything? You don't have ******* sex on other people's ******* furniture!!! That is just so incredibly disrespectful and gross. You don't even properly know these people I guess. Or would you want to sit on your couch and find sperm traces a stranger left? I think not. I really hope they watched the tape and you get what you deserve.
150493x 29
Sorry YDI. Shouldn't mix business with pleasure.
upallnight11 19
Don't worry OP, they don't mind. They have free **** after all.
upallnight11 19
I was just kidding lol. Of course it's not cool what OP did. It was a very selfish thing to do. Not to mention irresponsible.
Grauncho 27
You may have been kidding but it still wasn't funny.
upallnight11 19
Too bad
SlapAndTickle 20
Yeah too bad you think that is actually funny. Just wait until you have little girls one day and have a babysitter bringing horn bag guys over to ****. Just the thought of him maybe messing with your girls and god knows what could have happened. You'll want to start chopping dicks off.
mFUNdo21 17
**** cut crusaders. clearly needed for people like op
upallnight11 19
Yeah my bad. I didn't actually think people would take my comment that seriously.
bubble_burst 16
Who wants to be a pornstar? I hope you are beautiful and the recording is HD quality available free online.
Radoh 3
And that's why they didn't ask you to babysit again. Congrats on being terrible, YDI
misszombiexx 10
YDI. That's just disrespectful. Not only are they your employers, but it's THEIR house. What if the kid had woken up as well? You would have had a lot of explaining to do.
ksks1234 33
That is beyond cliché. Did you also lose your virginity on prom night? Have some respect for yourself and your employer. Would you have invited your boyfriend over to have sex if you would have been working at a more public job?
asylumlane 23
Your lack of respect for them and their children is appalling. I hope they don't ask you back and warn other parents in the neighborhood not to hire you as well.
Enslaved 38
Next on "Caught on Camera"
Ashleyraye22 6
If I were them I would've kicked your ass! That is so incredibly disrespectful and the fact that you believe that this is a FML is ridiculous. YDI for not doing your job and not being able to keep your pants on for a simple babysitting job. Hope you don't need them as a reference :)