Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Top comments
toaster123 11
I feel sorry for the lined up people...
beaglegal 42
Guess you're shit out of luck then!
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Comments (73)
westboundcali 13
This sounds like something Peter would get himself into on Family Guy lmao.
DenBriZel 31
I guess all you could do was blame the person ahead of you?
AngryD 9
everyone knew it was you so you might as well own it. You should have walked out of that stall proud and said that's my ******* toilet I just claimed it !
wvcheesehead 13
Clogzilla
Bluebl4ze 16
Ah, no comment makes me see the brighter side for OP. FYL OP, FYL!
CharismaGeek 19
YDI for thinking of not telling the truth.
mattrd_fml 31
F their lives.
zoeeileen 6
should've just said "sorry couldn't flush, some ones blocked the toilet" dunno how believable that is but still (:
HoranHugs 7
I wish I could say something encouraging, but there is no way out of that shit...
purpleamber1 11
Well you shouldn't have used so much tissue. Because you took so long everyone in that line knew you were taking a very long poop. Plan out your pooping schedule....duh!