Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Work: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

I feel sorry for the lined up people...

beaglegal 42

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Guess you're shit out of luck then!

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Aaron_Nathan 6

Thursday 12 June 2014 14:02

Had me dying

xo_autumn_rose 6

Wednesday 18 June 2014 20:23

"It was the person before me!! I swear!!"

cathythecat 15

Saturday 21 June 2014 20:31

I guess u could say they made a PEEline for the door

l4urenz 23

Saturday 18 October 2014 8:52

YDI for trying to blame someone else

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