Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML
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ShirtlessWonder 17
How can someone not care about their sibling that much?
ratchel_7 8
I hope she's being punished
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Comments (113)
zeffra13 31
I hope she doesn't know how you found out so you can keep tabs on her. I also hope she's grounded for at least 2 months.
MRSwick2525 23
more like 2yrs!!
THswagPLAYA 1
2???? i'd ground my daughter for a full damn year, **** that my daughter isn't getting porked by some asshole Infront of my other child for ***** sake I'd murder her bf with a rusty ******* spoon and then strip the daughter's room of everything and leave her there during any free time to teach the bitch a lesson
TheDevilsDevices 15
And how old is said child that was watching the 2 yr old?
O_B_A_M_A 15
Probably around 16-17
Eliiara 11
It's your fault, Obama.
dirty_dan_ 15
That's ****** up!
IronMan_Mk43 20
Oh god was the child in the room with them???
Mynamewontfi 40
Yes, which makes this terrible.
Witchylady 18
Never trust a teenager
not_your_taco 15
I hope you ran home and caught them
raesos91 26
If you're daughter is going to be that irresponsible, please, PLEASE, do whatever it takes to prevent her from getting pregnant.
RedPillSucks 33
sadly, you can't make someone take the pill, and some girls have a bad habit of having sex with guys who want. to unprotected.
Eliiara 11
I know a few moms that go with their daughter to get the shot or and IUD. Like basically making them do it.
godzilllla 12
FYL Op. Damn you better whoop her next time you see her
counting_graves 0
You idiots who are asking why this is so bad- its because exposing a minor to sexual content is considered child abuse (mental) and the mother is very kind in not calling the police on her moron daughter.
doodlecloud 27
Oh god I hope the kid was asleep. >< They're old enough to see and remember at that age, even if they have no concept of what's going on. Don't know about Australia but that's child abuse according to UK law. : /