Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML
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Top comments
ShirtlessWonder 17
How can someone not care about their sibling that much?
ratchel_7 8
I hope she's being punished
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Comments (113)
Vlen_fml 20
whatever punishment this girl gets is probably not enough.
livelaughlovepie 22
Should have gone home and knocked on the door.
darkthunda1324 6
I"certainly did" lmfao when I saw this
tibtak_fml 10
How long did this situation last? I'm just curious...
LostInTheZone11 29
Don't go after her right away. Get a hidden video camera so you can catch the guy too. That way if he shows up your door when you're home, you know whose butt to kick.
Sciath13 14
Yeah, but according to the law, you have to notify whoever's on camera that they are on camera
SPN_lover666 27
Ground her, and humiliate her by having an older relative babysit her even if she is a teenager. If she whines that you're being unfair, tell her that she brought it on herself and can't be trusted alone.
worldclassrager 41
She's screwed in more ways than one...
MRSwick2525 23
not even funny. Stop trying so hard dude.
ChopSuey444 20
It does say "heard" and not "saw". It's possible the sister put her brother somewhere else.
pixierara 28
I feel like you need to have a big talk with her about all the reasons that's not okay....
elly94 23
Did anyone stop to think she could have been watching a dirty movie...
SPN_lover666 27
The internet enabled baby monitor comes with a camera to see what is happening. Even if the daughter was watching ****, that is still wrong and she should be grounded
rocker_chick23 27
#64: Not every internet enabled baby monitor has a webcam, but I agree that she should be punished even if it was ****. #59: I am pretty sure OP knows the difference between her daughter watching **** and her daughter having sex.