Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Today, Christmas got cancelled this Saturday because of my narcissistic sister being upset that the guest list has two of her old friends, who are now my friends. It's my first Christmas with my family or friends in 23 years, and my mum even offered her a separate dinner on the 25th, but nope. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML
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LouisianaBob 9
On your birthday ask for something your parents are allergic to.
Angel_Tigeress 5
What the **** is wrong with parents these days?! Its FMLs like this that make me sooo angry. I think it is safe to assume that with such neglegent parents, you don't have an epipen or an inhaler, so when you can no longer breathe, make sure you call 911- bypass your parents entirely- and take a nice little trip to the ER. Tell the paramedics and doctors WHY you cant breathe. And enjoy your stay. Your lovely parents can foot the bill ;)
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Comments (159)
Coolguyt2 0
An then your birthday's gonna come, you'll get something, your sister'll object an your parents will listen to her. I feel sorry for you /:
Rrhea77 1
Sorry but ****** ignorant parents you got there
Coolguyt2 0
Why does everybody posting about their parents have such mean an neglectful ones?
Scands_59 14
Today is my birthday too!!! lol...I'm allergic to cats as well :D
xweon 8
Birthday ruining XD
rinkagamine_fml 9
there's these things...you know...allergy medicines? get some.
Mjfalcon 8
Same thing happened to me OP. my mom just said don't let it in your room....
zenrael 21
Kill it with fire.
raaacheel 4
but your ok enough to make an fml..
THE_A_TEEN 28
Whats wrong with that? You can post fml's anywhere, whether it's hapenning or not. It's for our amusing, sympathy, or raging...
afulks78 11
Kill the cat.