Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Today, Christmas got cancelled this Saturday because of my narcissistic sister being upset that the guest list has two of her old friends, who are now my friends. It's my first Christmas with my family or friends in 23 years, and my mum even offered her a separate dinner on the 25th, but nope. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML
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LouisianaBob 9
On your birthday ask for something your parents are allergic to.
Angel_Tigeress 5
What the **** is wrong with parents these days?! Its FMLs like this that make me sooo angry. I think it is safe to assume that with such neglegent parents, you don't have an epipen or an inhaler, so when you can no longer breathe, make sure you call 911- bypass your parents entirely- and take a nice little trip to the ER. Tell the paramedics and doctors WHY you cant breathe. And enjoy your stay. Your lovely parents can foot the bill ;)
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Comments (159)
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Allergy medications. Comes in all forms; pills, shots, etc. Take it and shut the **** up! Seriously though, it would be different if your parents didn't know about your allergies, bur they knew and still got the cat?! FYL.
blueknight1st 26
If you are over 18 take this as a sign that your parents want you to move out.
schiatta 2
sorry but my sister has a cat allergy too but that doesn't stop me for having cats and never will
Angel_Tigeress 5
One, that comment makes you sound really insensative and bitchy. Two, obviously her allergy is not as servere as OP's.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You sound like a complete bitch. If I were your sister, I would cut you out of my life entirely.
divadro102 16
It's all in the hair. Shave that pussy
trere 0
**** your
picklemonger 13
Yes, but just think about how bad your sister will feel when the cat allergy will put you in the emergency room and she will have to give up the cat.
keeks46 12
Well if you die (hopefully you won't) you can put in your will that your parents basically killed you
keeks46 12
You should be put in a foster home because your parents must be really retarded
Britbrii 2
im alergic to cats but i love them and i have three. i just take tablets alot haha
cristalduhh 5
I ******* hate cats. I suggest you go for a ride and take it with you... tie it down to your local rail road tracks. problem solved (: