Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I'm upset by my dating life. I want to be with a man romantically, but none I've met so far have worked out. Too dumb or boring or mean, so I've tried some dating sites. All my matches were with women, so I went on a date with one to "find out." Is it good or bad that I liked her more than any man so far? FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Today, I realized that I've only had 3 men show interest in me: A blind man, a drunk, and a guy so desperate, he's been trying for over 5 years of solid "No"s. I'm 21. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've been single for a couple of months. The last time I was single, Tinder and dating apps didn't exist. After figuring out how to be successful with those and setting up several dates, I've already had 3 date cancellations for this week because of the coronavirus. It's going to be a long couple of months. FML
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SlugsOnDrugs 13
Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?
blairiofosterio1 10
Pussy is always the better option
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Comments (55)
caliguy08 17
Don't give up OP... you'll find the right person for you eventually
Mixed_steel 23
Cats don't drink, ask for nudes, or hide their spouses from you. I vote cats.
RichardPencil 32
Cats don't need nude photos of you because they stare at you nude in person -- and those little bastards are judging!!!
RichardPencil 32
3:1?!?! Where is this place? Maybe I could get laid there!
ctronnie46 7
You must live in the same town I do...
FoxOne_fml 12
And the few gentlemen you have in town are probably too shy to approach the women so you never notice them.
ndts 4
M'Lady
Sayeret_Matkal 18
*tips fedora*
Redhairchick 10
I'm not sure what's worse, no dates or bad dates. Bad dates (without violence or assault) give you something to laugh about at least.
bloodyfreak_fml 4
Sounds like might be a good time to try playing for the other team, with those stats.
TheMathMajor 26
That's just what I was thinking XD good time to experiment
sturschaedel 27
Or make Beijing your partner city. They have the reverse problem.
Zebediabolical 45
75% of your city is female. When you say 'city', do you mean 'women's prison'?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
The city is apparently called Caged Heat.
davek 36
brb, moving to Canada...
mariekitty 21
trust me I know the feeling. I'm in bc as well and I've had similar problems. it's getting ridiculous