Today, I'm upset by my dating life. I want to be with a man romantically, but none I've met so far have worked out. Too dumb or boring or mean, so I've tried some dating sites. All my matches were with women, so I went on a date with one to "find out." Is it good or bad that I liked her more than any man so far? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I had a blind date with someone who asked me for an evening out back on Valentine's Day. I was happy to have a date related to a special day. The catch: my date is a woman I know from work who has a crush on me. Should I feel good I agreed to time with another woman, or bad that it's my only date in 3 years? FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Neither good nor bad. If you like her as a person, keep her as a friend. If you want to find out if you like her as a romantic partner, go for it. Just be completely honest with her about it. Remember, humans aren't just straight or gay, there's a massive scale between the two. You could be straight, you could be bi, or you could just be attracted to this one female because of who she is. Or you've simply just met a like minded and spirited person you want to keep platonically. You only get one life, explore it to the full and to hell with what anyone else thinks. As long as it's not hurting anyone else, do what makes YOU happy.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
You should question yourself on "Am I totally heterosexual or not?". Any answer is good. Choose whatever builds your happiness.
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FluffythePink 23
Neither good nor bad. If you like her as a person, keep her as a friend. If you want to find out if you like her as a romantic partner, go for it. Just be completely honest with her about it. Remember, humans aren't just straight or gay, there's a massive scale between the two. You could be straight, you could be bi, or you could just be attracted to this one female because of who she is. Or you've simply just met a like minded and spirited person you want to keep platonically. You only get one life, explore it to the full and to hell with what anyone else thinks. As long as it's not hurting anyone else, do what makes YOU happy.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
You should question yourself on "Am I totally heterosexual or not?". Any answer is good. Choose whatever builds your happiness.
GoogieWithers 25
Spend time with whoever makes you happy.
copalolita 17
If you’re happy and you both like each other just go for it. You never know until you try.