Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I'm upset by my dating life. I want to be with a man romantically, but none I've met so far have worked out. Too dumb or boring or mean, so I've tried some dating sites. All my matches were with women, so I went on a date with one to "find out." Is it good or bad that I liked her more than any man so far? FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Today, I realized that I've only had 3 men show interest in me: A blind man, a drunk, and a guy so desperate, he's been trying for over 5 years of solid "No"s. I'm 21. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've been single for a couple of months. The last time I was single, Tinder and dating apps didn't exist. After figuring out how to be successful with those and setting up several dates, I've already had 3 date cancellations for this week because of the coronavirus. It's going to be a long couple of months. FML
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SlugsOnDrugs 13
Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?
blairiofosterio1 10
Pussy is always the better option
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Comments (55)
UpUpUpUrs 6
Or, it could be her boyfriend who's a "pussy magnet".
NotmadYT 17
You're Canadian?! Lemme come over, and go on a date with you?
jvanevery 19
where do you live? women to men 3 - 1?
bananadoe 2
That's nothing. Try being a female in the military. At my base, the male to female ratio is 23:1.
MiraRose 20
Not to worry OP, thanks to the new President, if you really are in Canada, there will be plenty of new males soon.
jvanevery 19
where the hell do you live I'll come and date you I'm guessing you live far north
mikki_arlert 18
It's like the premise of Sex and the City
Jac8675309 4
where is this at?
joeyl1990 28
what city? asking for a friend