Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I'm upset by my dating life. I want to be with a man romantically, but none I've met so far have worked out. Too dumb or boring or mean, so I've tried some dating sites. All my matches were with women, so I went on a date with one to "find out." Is it good or bad that I liked her more than any man so far? FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Today, I realized that I've only had 3 men show interest in me: A blind man, a drunk, and a guy so desperate, he's been trying for over 5 years of solid "No"s. I'm 21. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've been single for a couple of months. The last time I was single, Tinder and dating apps didn't exist. After figuring out how to be successful with those and setting up several dates, I've already had 3 date cancellations for this week because of the coronavirus. It's going to be a long couple of months. FML
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SlugsOnDrugs 13
Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?
blairiofosterio1 10
Pussy is always the better option
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Comments (55)
Lalala579121 28
Cats are better than humans, so why not?
blairiofosterio1 10
Pussy is always the better option
SlugsOnDrugs 13
Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?
Fuhkyoo 17
most likely victoria, typically male filled university classes there have about 5 guys in them and the rest women, at least thats what ive been told.
mackdeezy 22
A real diamond in the rough situatiin uf i ever saw one, OP. Keep your chin up, you'll gind someone.
TacoTheDank 27
Auto correct is useful, use it
Magnoxidans 19
Bit too much tequila, I see.
ThrottleJockey 36
I'm going with not enough tequila.
Limeila 10
Sounds like it's difficult being a STRAIGHT woman in your city ;)
JMichael 26
Gotta get through a few doozies before you meet that special someone!
Jenmic 16
Vancouver I take it
ZeeIck 8
Sounds about right, ever think that maybe the cats you already have are part of the problem to begin with...
number1duh 2
Hi IckyJuice... i mean, whoops, ZeeIck...
kakabalo 18
where is that city?
species4872 20
it's on the dark side of the moon
DragonitePaladin 6
Funny considering most level-headed men won't go anywhere near women in north America (thanks to 3rd wave feminism and women in general). You reap what you sow then complain about it online? Guess what you're stuck with all the tough guys, bad boys, and assholes since all the "good guys" opted out (MGTOW) or left the continent altogether LMAO
flyingflies 36
Move along, people, nothing to see here, it's just a troll, move along